15.07.2012
Nalja
42, Dublin, Ирска

Väsinud taksojuht, kes on kaks ööpäeva järjest roolis olnud, sõidab Tallinnas mööda Sõle tänavat.
Üks seal kliente passiv prostituut tõstab käe.
Taksojuht peab kinni.
Prostituut avab ukse ja teatab: “Oraalne – 50.”

“Oraalne 50… Oraalne 50…” pomiseb taksojuht mõtlikult ja küsib siis: “Aga kus see üldse asub???”

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Two men were chatting in a bar. One says "Where are you from?".

Second man replies "I come from somewhere where we do not end a sentence with a preposition".

"Alright" says the first man, "Where are you from idiot?"

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Whilst strolling along the side of Liffey this morning I noticed what looked very much like a Muslim extremist (big black beard, long white dress, rag around head, angry look, suspicious bulge around waist) slip from the pier at the O'Connell Bridge and fall into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn’t get help he’d surely drown.
Being a responsible person, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Gardai, the Immigration Office and even the army Rescue team.
It is now 10.47 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the three has yet responded.
I’m starting to think I wasted three stamps.

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